who made this chicken 🐓 by Chip Hoch
I open up my heart and stick my fingers in,
but you will never want what I have to give
I want to take you to lunch and then take you home and take a nap because I’m a taker, not a giver.
a marine was in a college class taught by a liberal gay demon professor. one day the professor said “if god is real, he will suck my dick” after ten minutes of silence the tough marine got up from his seat and sucked the liberal aclu professor’s dick. the professor came. “what did you do that for?” the marine answered “god was busy building ford trucks shirtless so he sent me to suck dick”